Forget-me-not panties, Bill O'Reilly, and sick men
Feministing has some doozies today! I tried and tried, but I just couldn't pick one, so here's three.
Making the world safe for stalkers one pair of panties at a time
Forget-me-not panties, being marketed to men, have a tracking device
planted in women's underwear that also monitors heart rate and body
temperature:
These "panties" can trace the exact location of your woman and send the
information, via satellite, to your cell phone, PDA, and PC simultaneously!
Use our patented mapping system, pantyMap®, to find the exact location of your loved one 24 hours a day.
O'Reilly says Harvard should woo women with shoes
The lovely Bill O'Reilly has a great suggestion of how Harvard can
use the $50 million they pledged to recruit more women: buy them shoes.
"Any woman who signs on to work at Harvard gets 100 pair of shoes...to
make it even more enticing, they're gonna give women shoes, because all
women want shoes."
Report says women's success makes men sick.
Research will this week say that the more committed and successful a
woman is at work, the worse her partner feels. The findings blame a
syndrome called "unfulfilled husband hypothesis" for making men feel
inadequate when women stray too far beyond their traditional roles. The
man of the house, it seems, is still not cut out for domesticity.
Is men's health so fragile that it's dependent on feeling superior to
women? If that is the case, it seems to me that the problem isn't that
women work, but that men are massively insecure. Not to mention, I don't
know that feeling inadequate counts as a serious health problem.
These girls are on fire today!
Making the world safe for stalkers one pair of panties at a time
Forget-me-not panties, being marketed to men, have a tracking device
planted in women's underwear that also monitors heart rate and body
temperature:
These "panties" can trace the exact location of your woman and send the
information, via satellite, to your cell phone, PDA, and PC simultaneously!
Use our patented mapping system, pantyMap®, to find the exact location of your loved one 24 hours a day.
O'Reilly says Harvard should woo women with shoes
The lovely Bill O'Reilly has a great suggestion of how Harvard can
use the $50 million they pledged to recruit more women: buy them shoes.
"Any woman who signs on to work at Harvard gets 100 pair of shoes...to
make it even more enticing, they're gonna give women shoes, because all
women want shoes."
Report says women's success makes men sick.
Research will this week say that the more committed and successful a
woman is at work, the worse her partner feels. The findings blame a
syndrome called "unfulfilled husband hypothesis" for making men feel
inadequate when women stray too far beyond their traditional roles. The
man of the house, it seems, is still not cut out for domesticity.
Is men's health so fragile that it's dependent on feeling superior to
women? If that is the case, it seems to me that the problem isn't that
women work, but that men are massively insecure. Not to mention, I don't
know that feeling inadequate counts as a serious health problem.
These girls are on fire today!
posted by cookie christine @ 5/24/2005
3 Comments:
At May 24, 2005,
Anonymous said…
Whatever! Those unhappy, insecure guys are a bunch of loooosers!
Have at 'em, ladies!
Who wouldn't want a guy who wilts and actually grows sick and feeble at the very idea that his wife might do something better than him?
That's a man, baby!
But, then, you know me--I absolutely could not be happier to find a woman who was obsessed with her career.
What I wouldn't give to be a house husband...
At May 25, 2005,
cookie christine said…
I don't think it would be as easy as you might think.
All that yard work, laundry, cooking, shopping, sexual favors on demand, and lets not forget raising the little nippers.
But if you're interested, I will be conducting interviews soon...
At May 29, 2005,
Anonymous said…
come on , anyone with half a brain can see the first article is fake , google for the hoax. you'll see. as for bill. well, he's a right christian nut. why would anyone listen to sone like that?
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