Laundry Room Fun

It's way to early to be reading things like this:

Washing Machine Fingers Lazy Male

I'm picturing a washing machine with an extra appendage for the purpose of, ahem... you know, fingering a man. There's always been the standing joke about women and the spin cycle, so I'm guessing men want a piece of the washing machine action too, right? And men certainly don't want to put much effort into their washing machine love toy, so they make it so easy that even lazy men can use it?

Anyhow, this article certainly peaked my interest. But then I started reading it. It's about a washing machine that looks at your fingerprint and does not allow the same person to use it two times in a row. The purpose being to get men to do their share of the laundry. I suppose it's kind of novel, but really. How practical is this?

Let's say it's my week to do the laundry and my man is out golfing. I guess I can just do one load until he gets home. So the perma press load is done, but my delicates are still soiled.

And I think most couples have a system of separation of duties. One person does all the laundry, while the other takes care of the yard, etc. Or maybe each person does their own laundry, but might want to do one load after the other.

I just don't see this as a viable option in most households. However, the washing machine with the appendage..... well that could be hit.