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June 17, 2005

Ronda's diversity training

Hillsborough County Commissioner, Ronda Storms was out walking on Nebraska Avenue the other night in her red dress and her high heels. Just strolling by the pawn shops and the boarded up stores and the run-down bars. Takin' her sweet time. Checkin' out how the other half live in District Three.

When out on the street there arose such a clatter. The familiar rumbling of a lesbian motorcycle gang. In their tiny black tank tops, tight leather shorts and that mean and nasty demeanor. They were gonna teach Ronda to respect diversity and they were going to do it in no uncertain terms.

The Littlest Dyke dismounted her Hog, and grabbed little Ronda around the waist and bent her over the bike. Then the Biggest Dyke put her Strap On (Big S, Big O) in place and went to it. Thrusting hard thrusts of tolerance and diversity. Then even harder thrusts of kindness and love for all mankind.

Ronda's pussy was getting sore. Sore from all this guerilla diversity training. Yelps of bigotry and homophobia could still be heard.

But the Biggest Dyke's stamina was no match for little Ronda. "Why are you so hateful?" asked the Biggest Dyke. "We should all be proud of who we are." "Let the libraries display books that promote Gay Pride and Lesbian Pride Month." "Allow Hillsborough County to participate in this celebration." "And for Christ's sake, bitch, teach tolerance to your children." On and On, the Biggest Dyke went, explaining to Ronda what it was like to be a lesbian, to be discriminated against, to be hated, to be persecuted.

As the Biggest Dyke Thrusted one last powerful thrust of tremendous Gay Pride, a tiny yelp of discrimination was all Ronda had left. Ronda collapsed on the sidewalk. The dykes rode off into the sunset, off to find five more County Commissioners that need a diversity training experience. Away in the distance, Tampa Mayor, Pam Iorio could be seen smiling and nodding, and she saw that it was good.

Ronda was left shaking and crying. In a heap on the sidewalk on Nebraska Avenue. By the pawn shops and the boarded up stores and the run-down bars. Laying there in her red dress and her high heels. Just laying there pondering the mistake she had made taking Gay Pride away from Hillsborough County. Ronda kept all the things the Biggest Dyke had said to her. Pondering them in her heart as she lay on Nebraska Avenue in her red dress and red shoes by the pawn shops and the boarded up stores and the run-down bars.


  • At June 17, 2005, Blogger rod said…

    That's some crazy stuff.

    Rhonda Storms sounds like the name of a pornstar weather bunny.

    "Oh my, what a big frontal system you have..."

  • At June 17, 2005, Blogger Alicia said…

    ...and then she caught a cab all the way down to Dale Mabry, where she propmtly got a job at the 2001 Tampa Odyssey and lived happily ever after with her new girlfriend Frankie.

  • At June 18, 2005, Blogger Alicia said…

    Just clicked on the 'Pam' link - way to go, Oreo!

    We had so many gay kids in our high school they used to call it "Queen" High instead of King High...

  • At June 18, 2005, Blogger Fixer said…

    I think I saw this movie. Don't hit me.

  • At June 19, 2005, Blogger wayne said…

    Seminole Heights has a take.

  • At November 03, 2006, Anonymous Mike said…

    I am a straight male, married for 35 years. I have many gay and lesbian friends and know that they would never be involved in such an act as described in your RHONDA STORMS story. Rhonda makes me want to puke. She is so homophobic. As I noted before, I am a married, straight male,(over 55). Our gay friends have never tried to convert me and our lesbian friends have never tried to convert my wife. They just accept us just as we are. Why can’t the world accept them?

  • At October 17, 2008, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Who wrote this article - the woman in the photo?? Does anyone know if she is mentally retarded - or- just looks that way?? Not that mentally retarded is bad,,,, just curious here!!
    Sounds like the author wants to be the bitch bent over having the Strap-On wearing Dyke tearin'up HER pussy!!! Go for it honey !!

  • At August 04, 2011, Blogger andrew siddle said…

    We can gain the highest-quality in the business as well as consulting services tailored for non-business organizations including schools, nonprofit organizations, and even individuals by Diversity training


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