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June 16, 2005

Token spanking post

You know, I was thinking that I haven't made a good spanking post lately. But as I was looking at my site statistics, I see I still have some spanking fans, so this one is for them.

You guys that do Google searches for "school paddle OR paddled licks OR swats OR whacks teachers OR principal embarrassing OR painful," you know who you are and this one's for you.

Jessica Cutler, better known as Washingtonienne has been served papers in a lawsuit brought on by Robert Steinbuch, the Senate Judiciary counsel to Mike DeWine (R-OH) for spanking and telling.

Robert Steinbuch likes to spank and be spanked. So do I, but our
similarities end there. Whereas I've proudly edited Naughty Spanking
Stories From A to Z and will gladly confess my spanking prowess,
Steinbuch, a lawyer for the Senate Judiciary Committee, is suing his
former lover Jessica Cutler—better known as the blogging blabbermouth Washingtonienne—for revealing his sexual secrets. Specifically, his
civil suit claims that Cutler's Internet postings "constituted a gross
invasion of privacy, subjecting him to humiliation and anguish beyond
that which any reasonable person should be expected to bear in a decent
and civilized society."

Steinbuch is attempting to capitalize not only on Cutler's fame but
also on the idea that spanking and hair pulling, as hot as they may be,
have no part in a "decent and civilized society." Cutler used only his
initials, but once her blog went public via Wonkette, politicos quickly
pointed to Steinbuch as spanker number one, and he's claiming to have suffered "severe emotional distress, humiliation, embarrassment, and
anguish."


Yes, there we have Republican family values in action.
1. Do something decedent and naughty
2. Get really pissed when people find out
3. Sue someone
4. After the smoke clears and it's election time again, continue talking points about family values and how Democrats are all decedent and naughty.

1 Comments:

  • At June 16, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Just to be sure I'm clear on this:

    1) He doesnt deny his preferences.

    2) He feels that public knowledge of his preferences are humiliat(ing) and anguish (causing) beyond
    that which any reasonable person should be expected to bear in a decent
    and civilized society."

    3) He does not consider this to be Hypocricy in the first degree, and would happily jail anyone (save himself) for these actions.

    4) What a perfect Republican!

     

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