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August 04, 2005

Karl 'the Cucumber' Rove

White House officials and senior Republican strategists are bracing
for a new round of attacks on Deputy Chief of Staff Karl Rove's
involvement in the CIA leak probe, as Democrats move to take advantage
of the slow news cycle in August. But insiders say they don't expect to
hear anything new in the charges.

"There is no new news," says one senior White House adviser and Rove ally. "Rove is cool as a cucumber."



           
Karl Rove                      A cucumber

"This is bigger than Rove," said the official.

We report. You decide.

5 Comments:

  • At August 04, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I've seen many cucumbers, and Cookie, their brains are much bigger than Rove's.

     
  • At August 04, 2005, Blogger Sylvana said…

    Both of them give me gas, too.

     
  • At August 04, 2005, Blogger cookie christine said…

    I couldn't agree more Ellen. At least cucumbers don't commit treason.

    And Sylvana, I'm afraid there will never be enough Beano in the world to get rid of all the hot air in Washington.

     
  • At August 05, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I wonder what kind of batteries Rove's cuke takes...

     
  • At August 05, 2005, Blogger cookie christine said…

    I'm guessing the cucumber runs on solar power, but Rove runs on donations from James Dobson.

     

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