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September 20, 2005

Attempted Assasins Need Lovin' Too

John Hinckley, Jr. is looking for love.

If you see any personal ads like this one, don't walk but run. Then send it to your neurotic friend who perpetually bitches about not having a boyfriend.

SWM, Age 50, blondish hair, wealthy family. Looking for a Jodie Foster-esque lady in the D.C. area who enjoys long walks around St. Elizabeths, weekends at my parents' estate and firearms. Just recently got out of a relationship and have been longing for a new one. I'm intensely focused, very loyal and will do absolutely anything for the right girl. Serious inquiries only. No fatties.