What's in a Name? That Which We Call a Horse

...by any other name would be as well hung.

A South Dakota teenager has been charged with indecent exposure for
allegedly having sex with a mannequin.

A security guard found Michael James Plentyhorse, 18, sans pants on the
floor in the Washington High School Alumni Room in Sioux Falls, S.D.,
with a half-naked female mannequin, the Sioux Falls Argus Leader
reported.

"There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin," a
police spokesman told the newspaper. "That's the only way I know how
to put it."

You'd think with a name like Plentyhorse, this fella wouldn't have trouble getting a date.