Bush's Super-Secret Spy Program
Bush was traveling to the heavily secured site of the super-secret spy
agency in suburban Maryland Wednesday to give a speech behind closed
doors and meet with employees in advance of Senate hearings on the
much-criticized domestic surveillance.
His super-secret speech will involve distributing super-secret talking points, maybe a little super-secret brainwashing and super-secret threats to anyone dissenting.
Bush will also be sporting his super-secret decoder ring and one of the cool little super-secret gadgets that let you see super-secret things around super-secret corners.
Perhaps soon after Febuary 6th, when the hearings begin, the super-secret truth will come out and Congress will impeach his super-secret lyin' law-breakin' dumb ass.
agency in suburban Maryland Wednesday to give a speech behind closed
doors and meet with employees in advance of Senate hearings on the
much-criticized domestic surveillance.
His super-secret speech will involve distributing super-secret talking points, maybe a little super-secret brainwashing and super-secret threats to anyone dissenting.
Bush will also be sporting his super-secret decoder ring and one of the cool little super-secret gadgets that let you see super-secret things around super-secret corners.
Perhaps soon after Febuary 6th, when the hearings begin, the super-secret truth will come out and Congress will impeach his super-secret lyin' law-breakin' dumb ass.
1 Comments:
At January 26, 2006, Neil Shakespeare said…
Shhh! That's a secret! You're not supposed to tell anybody!
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