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January 25, 2006

Bush's Super-Secret Spy Program

Bush was traveling to the heavily secured site of the super-secret spy
agency in suburban Maryland Wednesday to give a speech behind closed
doors and meet with employees in advance of Senate hearings on the
much-criticized domestic surveillance.

His super-secret speech will involve distributing super-secret talking points, maybe a little super-secret brainwashing and super-secret threats to anyone dissenting.

Bush will also be sporting his super-secret decoder ring and one of the cool little super-secret gadgets that let you see super-secret things around super-secret corners.

Perhaps soon after Febuary 6th, when the hearings begin, the super-secret truth will come out and Congress will impeach his super-secret lyin' law-breakin' dumb ass.


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