Grippin' and Grinnin' at the White House

What, pray tell, is the White House trying to hide by not releasing photos of George Bush with disgraced lobbyist, Jack Abramoff?

I'm not sure I buy the suggestion that Bush just doesn't want his shiny happy non-corrupt image tarnished by any proximity to Abramoff. I think something even more sinister is afoot.

A vivid image of Bush shaking hands and smiling with Abramoff would
provide fuel for news coverage and commentary, even if such
"grip-and-grin" shots are commonplace for most politicians.

Grip-and-Grin? Commonplace?

Who knew?

I'm just not sure how the American public will react when they see Chimpy's "Oh face" during an Abramoff-induced reach around. Or do you think it's more of a circle jerk?

However, irrespective of the quantity of simultaneous orgasms and number of participants, I have no doubt in my mind that the release of such photos can only offer aid and comfort to our enemies. Our enemies, of course being those that like to watch grown men beat each other off.