The New Dick Cheney

Maybe I've watched Dave and Moon Over Parador one too many times, but I think we might have a new Dick Cheney sitting at the right hand of Chimpy.

             

On the left, we have the old Dick Cheney we've all grown to love and respect, largely due to his starring role in the killing of thousands of Iraqis and U.S. Servicemen and women in an illegal war started on deliberately false pretenses, as well as his telling Patrick Leahy to "go f*ck yourself" on the Senate Floor.

And on the right, we have the new Dick Cheney that came home from the hospital the other night after foot-related shortness of breath, according to the Washington Post.

While they are both old bald men, I just don't think it's the same guy. Note the pointier nose on New Dick Cheney and how he looks almost grandfatherly and compassionate. Quite a difference from Old Dick Cheney.

Now remember, I'm just the messenger. I report, you decide.