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January 10, 2006

The New Dick Cheney

Maybe I've watched Dave and Moon Over Parador one too many times, but I think we might have a new Dick Cheney sitting at the right hand of Chimpy.


On the left, we have the old Dick Cheney we've all grown to love and respect, largely due to his starring role in the killing of thousands of Iraqis and U.S. Servicemen and women in an illegal war started on deliberately false pretenses, as well as his telling Patrick Leahy to "go f*ck yourself" on the Senate Floor.

And on the right, we have the new Dick Cheney that came home from the hospital the other night after foot-related shortness of breath, according to the Washington Post.

While they are both old bald men, I just don't think it's the same guy. Note the pointier nose on New Dick Cheney and how he looks almost grandfatherly and compassionate. Quite a difference from Old Dick Cheney.

Now remember, I'm just the messenger. I report, you decide.


  • At January 10, 2006, Anonymous catherine said…

    It looks like he got Botox and maybe a facial peel. Maybe, he is a fake ala Dave and the real Dirck is dead.

  • At January 10, 2006, Blogger Neil Shakespeare said…

    I told you so, I told you so!

  • At January 10, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Oh, don't be mean. The guy's got a bum ticker, for crying out loud!

  • At January 10, 2006, Blogger Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker said…

    Obviously, you have stumbled over the Top Secret "Project Body Snatcher." Reporting any further on this only gives aid and comfort to the enemy.

    Also, please refrain from informing the general public that "soylent green is people."

  • At January 10, 2006, Blogger cookie christine said…

    yes anonymous he does have bum ticker, but evidently it's his left foot that just might be the death of him.

    And you Neil are truly an oracle.

    Catherine, I dearly hope his intent wasn't to get cosmetic surgery because he looks just as old and geezerly as before, just a little kinder and gentler.

  • At January 11, 2006, Anonymous tiny said…

    Soylent Green is people?!?!?!?!?!

  • At January 11, 2006, Blogger Robot Buddha said…

    Not sure if it was the high colonic they gave him in the ER or the Oil of Olay, but Dick's lookin' ready to take this thing on home...3 more years, baby!

  • At January 11, 2006, Anonymous Mary said…

    We can title the picture on the right - Your Dick On Drugs.

  • At January 12, 2006, Anonymous Ellen said…

    I think you are right! I suppose he thinks outward looks will make him nicer inside. Maybe they botoxed that lip.

  • At January 14, 2006, Blogger Sylvana said…

    They must have traded him in for a newer model.


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