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February 28, 2006

The Correlation Between Bill Frist's Comfort Level and His Presidential Aspirations

It's always nice to hear Bill Frist has a "greater comfort level." Whether he's referring to going up a size in his jockey shorts, discovering "snug fit" condoms, or cozying up to the Dubai ports deal, we always like to see our Senate Majority Leaders feeling comfortable.

However I do find it somewhat compelling that Bill Frist's increasing comfort level with the Bush Administration's position on the ports deal oddly coincides with the Insight's suggestion that Vice President Dick Cheney might retire soon after the 2006 midterm elections.

Bill Frist was unavailable for comment, as he was busily practicing scrawling the phrases "Vice President Bill Frist," "President Frist," "President-Elect Bill Frist," and "President and Mrs. Bill Frist" in his bestest fanciest cursive script.


  • At February 28, 2006, Blogger sideshow bob said…

    I really don't see Cheney giving up his power voluntarily. What good is the snarl without the authority to back it up?

  • At February 28, 2006, Anonymous Peacechick Mary said…

    That would be like going from insane (Cheney) to lame (Frist). Of course, Frist may have diagnosed Cheney as terminal after a 3 minute video and that would do it. Maybe they will unhook Cheney.

  • At March 01, 2006, Blogger Neil Shakespeare said…

    cheney better watch out. frist could get out his scalpel and cut out that pacemaker in a single stroke!

  • At March 01, 2006, Blogger cookie christine said…

    but cheney might shoot him, before he gets very close.


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