Bush Frolics in Cancun in a Speedo While Iraqi Children Get Blown Up

Yesterday in his bloviations to the Freedom House in Washington, our Preznit, displaying his infinte capacity for compassion, said this.

One of the great things about America, one of the beauties of our
country, is that when we see a young, innocent child blown up by an
IED, we cry.

And when we see a president suppporting policies that get innocent children blown up by IEDs, we drink.

And when we hear him make a Speedo reference, we cringe and liberally apply brain sanitizer.