What Have You Been Benching, Buff Guy?
It's finally all coming together as to why the White House won't release any photos of George Bush with disgraced lobbyist Jack Abramoff.
They might want you to think it's because Bush doesn't want to be associated with another criminal, or that Abramoff is holding out to the highest bidder in order to pad his legal fund. But I think Vanity Fair might be on to something.
And the time when the president joked with Abramoff about his weight lifting: "What are you benching, buff guy?"
This seems obvious that the President of the United States was making a pass at Abramoff. I don't think anyone of sound mind could possibly come to a different conclusion.
And I think we now know the real reason Abramoff opted out of that Crawford fund raiser in 2003. He was mortally afraid that George Bush would rape him, or at the very least drop a roofie in his drink, then sneak into his bedroom late at night wanting to cuddle.
They might want you to think it's because Bush doesn't want to be associated with another criminal, or that Abramoff is holding out to the highest bidder in order to pad his legal fund. But I think Vanity Fair might be on to something.
And the time when the president joked with Abramoff about his weight lifting: "What are you benching, buff guy?"
This seems obvious that the President of the United States was making a pass at Abramoff. I don't think anyone of sound mind could possibly come to a different conclusion.
And I think we now know the real reason Abramoff opted out of that Crawford fund raiser in 2003. He was mortally afraid that George Bush would rape him, or at the very least drop a roofie in his drink, then sneak into his bedroom late at night wanting to cuddle.
posted by cookie christine @ 3/08/2006
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