Bob Novak's Parting Blowjob for Tom DeLay

Next time Bob, just send a card, ok?

Looks like there is quite a free exchange of oral services between Tom Delay and others in the media, not just Chris Matthews.

This time, we have Bob Novak humming the praises of the disgraced former House Majority Leader.

He must be ranked with the great legislative leaders of all time,
such as Thomas Brackett Reed, Robert A. Taft and Lyndon B. Johnson.
Nobody has been as effective in enacting the conservative agenda into
law, which explains the intense opposition to him.

Come no Bob. Unless you have his dick firmly planted between your tongue and upper palette, you can plainly see that the intense opposition is related to his unethical and criminal behavior

DeLay told me last year that he accepted lobbyist-arranged golf
abroad because that was his only chance ever to play a game he dearly
loved.

Unless your vision is hampered by an erect phallus and a wrinkly hairy scrotum in your face, I can see why you might not see any golf courses closer to Sugar Land, Texas or Washington D.C. than St. Andrews on the other side of the Atlantic Ocean in Scotland.

I just can't stop thinking that if Clinton hadn't popularized the blow job, that all these media whores wouldn't suck nearly as much cock.