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April 04, 2006

How Will Tom DeLay Pay His Legal Fees?


"Good afternoon ladies, I hear you have a pest problem." Sez Tom DeLay wielding his bulging bug spray canister and stiff spray wand.

"Yes, Mr. Bugman. I saw a really icky creepy bug between the waterbed in the guest room and the hot tub. I think Mitsy saw it last."

Of course if you just can't stomach The Bugman Cumeth and his campaign war chest gets used up, perhaps after his prison term is over and all of his orfices have properly healed, he'll end up on the Surreal Life.

SpinDentist has a super-fun online poll with some other suggestions too!