Live Blogging the State of the Union Address

My mommy let me stay up late to watch the State of the Union address, and here is what I thought:

9:07 Bush looks really tiny underneath Cheney and that jowly man on the right

9:09 Cheney looks like he knows a really funny joke and is about to start giggling

9:10 The jowly man on the right looks really grumpy and like he needs a nap

9:12 Bush is still pretending he's going to cut that deficit in half by 2009. How funny!

9:18 Bush says NU-KU-LER

9:22 Bush tells bold-faced lies about social security. Loud guffaws and coughs that sound like naughty words can be heard

9:34 Who is that hussy behind Laura Bush wearing the fishnet stockings?

9:41 Bush says NU-KU-LER again

9:46 What did Cheney just put in his mouth? Breath mint? Microdot? Does he have the munchies?

9:50 Is the color on my TV bad, or do some of those people have blue fingers instead of purple fingers.

9:57 Cheney takes off his glasses and picks at eye boogers

10:01 I have to go potty

10:03 Oopsie, I guess I missed the ending part.