The Drugs I Need
Here's a zippy little tune that will really get you hummin' and singin' the praises of the FACT Act. The FACT act will make drug companies tell us about the results of all their clinical trials, so we all can be aware of the potentially harmful side effects and stuff.
“You've got a headache, I've got some strange disease Don't worry about it,
this pill will set your mind at ease It's called Progenitorivox, It's made
by SquabbMerlCo It's a life-enhancing miracle, but there are some things
you should know… It may cause agitation, palpitations, excessive
salivation, Constipation, male lactation, rust-colored urination
Hallucinations, bad vibrations, mild electric shock sensations But it's
worth it for the drugs I need.”
from consumersunion.org via Bob Harris.
Be careful, though. This is one of those tunes that will go through your head all day.
“You've got a headache, I've got some strange disease Don't worry about it,
this pill will set your mind at ease It's called Progenitorivox, It's made
by SquabbMerlCo It's a life-enhancing miracle, but there are some things
you should know… It may cause agitation, palpitations, excessive
salivation, Constipation, male lactation, rust-colored urination
Hallucinations, bad vibrations, mild electric shock sensations But it's
worth it for the drugs I need.”
from consumersunion.org via Bob Harris.
Be careful, though. This is one of those tunes that will go through your head all day.
posted by cookie christine @ 3/07/2005
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