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August 18, 2005

Bart U.S. Senate '06

After learning that the Gee Oh Pee is looking for another
candidate to replace Katherine Harris to run for Senate in
Florida against Democrat Bill Nelson, Bart kicked off his
campaign today.

He was born in Odessa, Florida, then moved to Tampa at four
months. He's known as "Mr. Personality" at the dog park
and loves to run and play and be chased. He enjoys watching
hockey, chasing lizards and playing with his new hamburger
squeaky toy. He has also been known to bark at images of both
Hitler and Bill O'Reilly on the teevee.

Bart will work tirelessly for the people of Florida and he would
appreciate your vote.

Special thanks to Alicia at Last Left Before Hooterville for the
fine PhotoShop work!

Also, Tattered Coat is having a Katherine Harris photo contest, and
Matt has said that a gallery should be up shortly for your voting pleasure.


  • At August 18, 2005, Anonymous mary said…

    Bart has my vote. He even gets my vote over Nelson, the in name only Democrat. Gooooo Bart!

  • At August 18, 2005, Anonymous Ellen said…

    Annie and Cayla will vote for Bart. I bet he'll do a much better job than Katherine Harris, even while taking his afternoon nap.

  • At August 18, 2005, Anonymous ricky said…

    Bart looks so hot in mascara and lipstick, I bet he'd be enough to get Bill Frist to stop chasing cats.

    But I don't think it's a good idea to send him to the Senate looking that way.

    Not for a couple of years. Not unless Bart's got a thing for jug headed, stupid guys.

    Rick Santorum's still in Washington, after all. And you know how he feels about dogs. Even without the makeup.

  • At August 18, 2005, Blogger cookie christine said…

    Isn't Santorum up for re-election in 2006? I could be wrong and I'm not gonna look it up right now, but if that's the case, Bart should have nothing to fear.

    And even if Rick "man on dog" Santorum is there with him, I have no doubt that Bart could fight him off.

    After all, it takes a litter.

  • At August 18, 2005, Anonymous Gordon said…

    Mrs. G says no matter what you do to that dog, he's prettier than Harris. And a better human being, too.

  • At August 19, 2005, Blogger cookie christine said…

    yes, but will she contribute to his doggie treat fund, er I mean, campiagn?

  • At August 19, 2005, Blogger Johnny Virgil said…

    Wow,that's freaky looking! I will probably have nightmares now.

  • At August 19, 2005, Blogger Alicia said…

    Perhaps I can have a whole new career as a political image consultant! Yippee!

  • At August 19, 2005, Blogger Northern Pike said…

    In the 80's Bart would have headlined at The Male Review Show on 7th Avenue. Tell me, can Bart flip his ears back like Harris does with her hair?

  • At August 20, 2005, Blogger cookie christine said…

    ya know Northern Pike, I hear your kids might turn out to be criminals if you spend their formidable years at male review shows on 7th street.

    And yes, he can flip his ears back. He's even considering breast implants for the big race, as that seem to be the only things that Ms. Harris has him beat at.

  • At August 22, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Please be sensitive to the sexual identity of our granddog.
    Cookie's Mom

  • At August 22, 2005, Blogger cookie christine said…

    mom, he doesn't even have testicles anymore. A little blue eye shadow, mascara and lipstick are the least of his worries.


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