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September 21, 2005

And When I'm President....

Speaker of the House, Dennis Hastert and his little friends don
their tinfoil hats and play their pretend game where Denny gets
to be the President after Chimpy is impeached and Cheney's ticker
gives out. But seeing as how Denny wants to be a fireman when he
grows up, they had to compromise.