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September 21, 2005

Bill Clinton's Legacy

Forget the Clinton Library, a stellar economy left to Chimpy to pummel, a $230 billion budget surplus left to be summarily pissed away, and propserity in peace time. Bill Clinton's got a condom named after him. And as for Monica, who did all the excellent interning? Well, she's got one too.

A rubber company in China has begun marketing condoms under the brand
names Clinton and Lewinsky, apparently seeking to exploit the White
House affair that led to the impeachment of America's 42nd president.


Liu said the company had chosen to use the Clinton name because
consumers viewed the former president as a responsible person, who would
want to stress safe sex as an effective way to prevent the spread of the
HIV virus.


Clinton has campaigned aggressively for heightened AIDS awareness in
China, where the disease is spreading rapidly.

We're still anxiously awaiting Bill and Monica Cigars.