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September 07, 2005

Scottie's Got a Sore Ass

Boy do I like a good spanking! And maybe, just maybe I got sucked into watching Secretary for the sixth time over the weekend. But when it comes to spankings, Scottie McClellan's ass will never be the same after being ass-aulted by the White House Press Corps yesterday.

Read the whole thing if you have the time. Or better yet, read it with friends like a script. Do the voices! Have some fun with it! Get your local high school to make into a full length stage production. Put it to music! Or better yet, make it into an opera! But good luck finding a dramatic coloratura soprano as talented as Helen Thomas.

3 Comments:

  • At September 07, 2005, Blogger rod said…

    Wow. That was kind of amazing. And see if you can count the number of times he says "blame game." And then see if you can spot where he uses "blame game" as a verb.

     
  • At September 07, 2005, Blogger Alicia said…

    I've been feasting on it ever since yesterday, trying to decide which yummy, delicious bits to include in a new 'Jam Today' cartoon.

     
  • At September 08, 2005, Anonymous Lies said…

    About the most incredible 40 minutes of evading, dodging and outright bullshit I've heard all year (which is saying something, with this administration). What's up with the phrase "what went wrong and what went right"? Does he think he's talking to 11 year olds? Amazing. I keep fantasizing about putting Judge Judy there as a journalist, she at least calls bullshit when she hears it! Ah, if only...

     

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