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October 10, 2005

How Many Orgasms Does it Take to Get to the Bottom of a Prostitution Ring?

The hard-working and dedicated officers of Snohomish County in Washington have certainly been earning their keep.

They busted a Classic Body Tonic Spa, who's specialty is the $20 Handy-Dandy.

What's most interesting, is that one officer came back for "services" three times, and brought a second officer on his second visit. According to the affidavit, the first visit was the initial investigation. The second visit, on which the officer brought a buddy with him, (you know, they were just makin' sure) was to see if more than one of the massueses offered the $20 handy-dandy. And then for the third visit, just one officer came back, intent on seeing if the hostess was a party to all this handy-dandy-ness.

I find it quite fascinating that it took four orgasms for the officers to finally decide to issue arrest warrants. But that's what we pay our police officers for, by golly.

The affidavit is four pages long, but it's the closest thing to porn I've seen on a left-wing blog since Bill O'Reilly's falafel extravaganza. And you can read it at work.


  • At October 10, 2005, Anonymous ellen said…

    A $20.00 Handy Dandy? I know where they could have gotten "five dolla" Handy Dandys in Naples. Good place, too. (As long as you don't mind being on the side of the road.)

    Cookie, before you criticize those officers, remember, they probably kept going back to make sure they were getting professionals. No sense busting an amateur. Especially when it involves something like Handy Dandys.

  • At October 10, 2005, Blogger wayne said…

    I wanna be a police officer when I grow...up.

  • At October 10, 2005, Blogger cookie christine said…

    Don't be silly Wayne, we all know you'll never grow up.

    And you are so right, Ellen. But don't you think they could tell the difference between a handy-dandy from a professional and a handy-dandy from an amatuer?

  • At October 11, 2005, Blogger Gordon said…

    With you around, Cookie, who needs porn? ;)


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