A Pit bull in Size Six Shoes

ABC News reports that Our Preznit once introduced Harriet Miers, the brand spankiest newest nominee for Supreme Court as "a pitbull in size six shoes."

This obviously leads to many relevant questions.

1. How does Georgy know her shoes size? Coming from the man who can't remember how many trained Iraqi troops there are, this really makes me wonder. Why the focus on shoes? Does Georgy have a foot fetish he's not telling us about?

2. Even though Rick Santorum isn't on the Senate Judiciary Committee, given his affinity for doggies, will he try to weasel his way into the vetting process?

3. Is Condi thrilled about the nomination or jealous? Afterall, Miers is a woman who just might share her zest for shoes, but what if Georgy like Miers better? A girl can never have too many shoes and us girls need to stick together. However, the intensity of Miers' zeal for Chimpy might threaten Condi's spot as Chimpy's best girl.

Stay tuned as these and other relevant questions are answered during the review process.