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November 28, 2005

Bartender, I'll Take One Karl Rove Prison Bitch With a Lime, Please

I almost. Almost felt bad for Randy "Duke" Cunningham when I watched the video of him all misty-eyed and sniffling through his resignation speech. We've all made mistakes, even sweet little innocent me. Ours however did not involve taking million dollar bribes.

But now, wonder of wonders, we have the imminent likelihood of Karl Rove going down in flames!

Two things are clear, the sources said: either Rove will agree to enter
into a plea deal with Fitzgerald or he will be charged with a crime, but he
will not be exonerated for the role he played in the leak.

Only thing is, after seeing a weepy "Duke" Cunningham, us soft-hearted libruls start feeling sorry for these clowns. Empathy, sympathy, whatever it is, it's really anti-climactic to start feeling sorry for these criminals when the biggest, meanest, ugliest one of them all, just might topple his chubby-wubby ass over from his cushy post at the White House and get what's coming to him.

So try not to let Duke's tears get to you. Be happy! Celebrate! Order yourself a Dirty Turd Blossom-tini with pride! And have a Very Merry Fitzmas!

Talk Left has some interesting speculatin' on this.


  • At November 29, 2005, Blogger wayne said…

    Do you think the bartender @ Tampa Bay Brewing Co. could whip up a Karl Rove Prison Bitch shot for us Drinking Bleeding Heart Liberals?

  • At November 29, 2005, Blogger sideshow bob said…

    karl rove in jail? That's all I want for Christmas.

  • At November 29, 2005, Blogger Neil Shakespeare said…

    Ah, gosh, Old Puke Cunningham went down? That's a shame.

  • At November 29, 2005, Blogger cookie christine said…

    I'm thinking a Dirty Turd Blossom-tini might be just what the Dr. ordered at Drinking Liberally tomorrow night.

  • At November 29, 2005, Blogger wayne said…

    ...or maybe a Karl's Bad Pale-Ass Ale?

  • At September 08, 2006, Blogger Senor said…

    You must feel like a complete fool since we now know Rove had nothing at all to do with Plames outing.

    Your wishes of Rove going to jail will go unfulfilled. You live in a libtarded fantasy world where reality plays no part.


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