Bartender, I'll Take One Karl Rove Prison Bitch With a Lime, Please

I almost. Almost felt bad for Randy "Duke" Cunningham when I watched the video of him all misty-eyed and sniffling through his resignation speech. We've all made mistakes, even sweet little innocent me. Ours however did not involve taking million dollar bribes.

But now, wonder of wonders, we have the imminent likelihood of Karl Rove going down in flames!

Two things are clear, the sources said: either Rove will agree to enter
into a plea deal with Fitzgerald or he will be charged with a crime, but he
will not be exonerated for the role he played in the leak.

Only thing is, after seeing a weepy "Duke" Cunningham, us soft-hearted libruls start feeling sorry for these clowns. Empathy, sympathy, whatever it is, it's really anti-climactic to start feeling sorry for these criminals when the biggest, meanest, ugliest one of them all, just might topple his chubby-wubby ass over from his cushy post at the White House and get what's coming to him.

So try not to let Duke's tears get to you. Be happy! Celebrate! Order yourself a Dirty Turd Blossom-tini with pride! And have a Very Merry Fitzmas!

Talk Left has some interesting speculatin' on this.