Sex Advice From the Pope

The Pope, who has taken a vow of chastity and most likely has never had sex, is giving sex advice. In fact he wrote 71 pages on the topic.

In the 71-page document "God is Love," Benedict explored the
relationship between the erotic love between man and woman, referred
to by the term "eros," and the Greek word for the unconditional,
self-giving love, "agape" (pronounced AH-gah-pay).

He said the two concepts are most unified in marriage between man and
woman, in which a covetous love grows into the self-giving love of the
other, as well as God's unconditional love for mankind.

So here's a question for all you married folks out there. Did you have better sex before you were married or now? Hot steamy passionate dirty sex with someone you're crazy about or boring old married-person sex with someone who won't do the dishes and insisted that you change you schedule to pick up the kids? Yup that's what I thought.

"Eros, reduced to pure 'sex' has become a commodity, a mere 'thing' to
be bought and sold, or rather, man himself has become a commodity."

Au contraire your holiness..... It's free, with the exception of birth control and the cost of those roofies that your cousin gave you. Yessiree, It's free, it feels good, it relieves stress, it can curl your toes and if you do it right, you just might see God.