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February 02, 2006

Kansas AG, Phill Kline is Back to His Pervy Ways

Wendy, my chess-lovin' friend from Kansas alerted me to this travesty of justice and batshit crazy invasion of privacy.

Since they caught serial killer BTK, Kansas Attorney General Phill Kline is back to his old ways. Digging around in the sex lives of Kansas teenagers. Only this time, his snoopiness and perv-idity could really cause some serious damage.

A 15-year-old girl tells her doctor she needs birth control because she
and her boyfriend are having sex.

Kansas Attorney General Phill Kline says the law requires the doctor to
report the girl to child protective services.

If teens are scared to go talk to their doctors about reproductive issues, unwanted pregnancies will flourish like crab grass in the summer. Sexually transmitted diseases will go untreated and spread like wildfire on Plains. Cervical cancer will come to call on young Kansas women, like the University of Missouri's Antlers before the big game. Peckers will fall off like aircraft industry employment opportunities in Wichita.

It will be mayhem!!

I stand by my original premise that Phill Kline is simply a pervert that gets off digging into the sex lives of young girls. He sits in his office reading these cases, wanking his tiny little pecker and wondering why the girls didn't like him when he was in high school.

But the question remains. If you query your OB/GYN as to whether it's safer to have conjugal relations with the Bishop or the Rook, then will she be required by law to tell Phill Kline on you?


  • At February 02, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Cookie prefers the rook, she doesn't care what her OB/GYN says, she's just lucky that Phil Kline wasn't in office when she was back in high school!

  • At February 02, 2006, Blogger cookie christine said…

    yeah, well I'm telling him what you did with Eric on the youth group ski trip in 1987.

  • At February 02, 2006, Blogger Snuffie said…

    At least it was with a member of the opposite sex, unlike game pieces(chess) or teddy bears name Melf!!!

  • At February 03, 2006, Blogger cookie christine said…

    How dare you impugn Mealf's integrity and insult him by spelling his name wrong.

    There's a special place in hell for people like you, Snuffie. And there's not teddy bears to hug when Lucifer comes for you. Just lots of broken chess pieces.

  • At February 16, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Phil Kline is a fucking idiot.He can't even see the light at the end of the tunnel through those four eyes of his.


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