Is Anal Sex as American as Apple Pie?

Guy Adams from Renew America, a card carrying loonie and wingnut extraordinaire who forgot to take his tolerance pills, asks this pertinent and timely question:

So let me ask you bluntly, if I might: What is so "American" about things like anal sex between two men?

Gosh, well let me answer bluntly.

The very fist sentence of the Constitution of the United States plainly states:

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect
Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the
common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings
of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish
this Constitution for the United States of America.

"Perfect Union" -- If the James Dobson-approved union of one man and one woman doesn't work for you then, by golly you should be free to find a "more perfect" one right?

"insure Domestic Tranquility" -- If your idea of "domestic tranquility" includes a pool boy with lisp, a tight asshole and sturdy knees you should have all the rights in he world to pursue such domestic tranquility.

"secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity" -- or "Posterior." I sure this was just a typo and I think we all want our posteriors to be equally blessed under the rule of law.

In conclusion, Mr. Adams, I'd like to add that anal sex between two men is as American as apple pie. So is a person's right to privacy and to do whatever he or she darned well pleases in the privacy of the bedroom.

Kudos to The Poor Man for leading me to this heaping pile of dung.