BREAKING - Katherine Harris Makes Big Super Special Important Weighty Announcement
Tonight on Fox News'(go figure) Hannity and Colmes, Katherine Harris will make her highly anticipated announcement.
My only hope is that she touches on why she's wearing her pants so high and why her stirrups are so dangerously low. I've heard that if you fall off that horse, you should get right back on, but if she'd fix those stirrups and stop taking illegal campaign contributions, maybe she wouldn't fall off in the first place.
Odds are 3 to 1 that she'll do the interview in profile to accent her "pneumatic breasts."
My only hope is that she touches on why she's wearing her pants so high and why her stirrups are so dangerously low. I've heard that if you fall off that horse, you should get right back on, but if she'd fix those stirrups and stop taking illegal campaign contributions, maybe she wouldn't fall off in the first place.
Odds are 3 to 1 that she'll do the interview in profile to accent her "pneumatic breasts."
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