Green Eggs and Rumsfeld

Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld disclosed Thursday that he had offered President Bush (news - web sites) his resignation twice during the height of the Abu Ghraib prisoner abuse scandal last year. He said he wanted the decision on his future to be placed in Bush's hands.

You cannot quit
Not once not twice
You cannot quit
that is not nice

You must stay in
my cabinet
You cannot quit
No, no, not yet

I do not care
about abuse
You're staying on
That's no excuse

Get back to work
It's all the same
My staff and I
accept no blame

You cannot quit
Not once, not twice
Stay with me
and Condi Rice