Karl Rove Spotted at Whole Foods
An astute Wonkette reader caught Karl Rove red-handed at Whole Foods.
Never figured to see the "evil genius" in that bastion of liberal elitism but there he was the beady eyed, mellon headed little fuck with his wife. We made brief eye contact while checking out the goat cheese, I saw fleeting panic on his humpty dumpty visage as he realized I recognized him and I think he was afraid I was going to out him and he would end up being granola'd to death before he could make his escape.
Evidently, his goat, virgin and Tom Daschle sacrifices to the gods of Republican Oppression and World Domination do not provide enough nourishment for him and the wife.
Never figured to see the "evil genius" in that bastion of liberal elitism but there he was the beady eyed, mellon headed little fuck with his wife. We made brief eye contact while checking out the goat cheese, I saw fleeting panic on his humpty dumpty visage as he realized I recognized him and I think he was afraid I was going to out him and he would end up being granola'd to death before he could make his escape.
Evidently, his goat, virgin and Tom Daschle sacrifices to the gods of Republican Oppression and World Domination do not provide enough nourishment for him and the wife.
posted by cookie christine @ 3/02/2005
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