Bush Sees His Shadow, Term Will Last Three More Years

Groundhog day came a few days early in Washington D.C this year. On Tuesday night, our Rodent-in-Chief stuck his pointy little head out of his little bubble and spewed forth a rancid smelly litter box of lies, misinformation and empty promises on the floor of the Senate.

And just as was foretold in Punxsutawney, the winter will continue. We'll keep on feeling the cold heartlessness of cuts in Medicare and student loans while the fat and happy executives at the oil, insurance and drug companies keep getting fatter and happier.

               CEO of Exxon Mobil

Fortunately winter will only last six more weeks, but the reign of King George will last three more long years.

BTW, does anyone know the correct pronunciation of Boehner?